I've been doing designs for a client for about a week now.
He keeps asking me to 'reduce transparency'. I took it that he wanted it lighter, so I kept adjusting each version as he keeps asking me to reduce it more and more.
Then he decides to call.
Client : Hello? Isaac?
Me : Hi, yea.
C : Hey, I just got your design.
M : Yep.
C : Did you reduce the transparency?
M : Umm, yea. I did exactly that.
C : Oh... okay...
C : Have you even been to our building?
M : You mean ********? (censored so I don't get my ass sued)
C : Yea yea. You been here before right? Did you get a look at the windows?
M : ... Windows?... Oh.
And then, it clicked. I finally realized what he wanted.
He wanted me, to make the design translucent.
On the computer screen.
So like, I'm either Tony Stark, or Houdini apparently.
